if you gut tells you your lost, it's best to listen to your gut rather than keep going and wasting gas.
why can't Mr. Right have the last name of Now? tired of waiting for my first real relationship.
today, I saw a red sports car with the license plate "funat55" - that's not just a red car, its a red flag for a midlife crisis.
I also saw a car that had taken a RETIRED MARINE bumper sticker and cut off the RE.
A coworker said he's wrapping his wife's present in duck tape. I told him it better be something good or she's going to hate him.
It's late December and I ran errands today in a light hoodie and flip flops. this isn't right.
Barnes and Noble membership costs $25. you get 10% on every purchase and free shipping. unless there other rewards I'm not finding on their website, makes me reconsidering buying their membership, the cost doesn't seem worth it...
my kids at work are trying to make us fat. about ten different kids gave us staff gifts and only one of them wasn't chocolate. I'm enjoying it now, but will probably regret it later.
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