Saturday, December 19, 2015

December 23rd is one of my favorite holidays

Food art is pointless to me.  It's only extra time between me and the food consumption.

While I am a fan of random holidays, it's gotten out of control.  Worse, it seems we have the same random holiday multiple times a year, which I find annoying.  Pick one day for your random holiday and stick to it.  Having middle child day, left hander's day and cat day at least once a month makes it lose its special-ness.

When it comes to toilet paper, I'm somewhat of a brand snob, because I hate getting anything other than the dollar tree toilet paper.  Why pay more than I have to, especially if the more expensive product isn't as good?

I hate that the power cord outlet on my computer is on the left side because it's always in the way.  It'd be better if it was in the back or right side.  Random, I know.

I had a rental car with a Wyoming license plate.  It made me think of an old Garfield clip where he basically says Wyoming doesn't really exist.

I've never really been into Star Wars.  I don't hate it, I just don't like it.

However, I'm totally game for the rumor of another Spaceballs movie.

 It saddens me that I can't make Steve Urkel references at work and have the kids understand.

February 26.  Fuller House debuts.  When I finally cave and get myself a Netflix account.

Jon Stewert/Stephen Colbert 2016.  Now needed more than ever.

I am unimpressed with the Harry Potter coloring book, was expecting more for the asking price.  Thanks, but no thanks.

Thursday, October 22, 2015

I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a bore. If I tell a joke, you've probably heard it before

My personal motto for adulthood: fake it til you make it

Since Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have both moved onto to bigger and better things, I'm now campaigning for Jimmy Fallon/Justin Timberlake ticket.  Americans for History of Rap.

Crayola now makes adult coloring books.  A little late to the party, I'd say

Target has suede flares, vests and skirts/dresses.  Umm... no.

I like tulle skirts a lot.  I think I might have been a ballerina in another life.

I saw an ad in a store window looking for participants for a flash mob.  Isn't the whole purpose of a flash mob not to know when or where it's going to happen?

Heard a radio commercial mentioning an artist singing for the soundtrack of the new Bridget Jones movie. Hold on, what?

There is a guy who walks around the neighborhood with a tuba.  I am told this is normal.

Matilda and Hunger Games are amongst the movies in the ABC Family 13 Nights of Halloween.  Neither one is a Halloween movie (though Matilda rocks!)

I liked Maroon 5's first album.  Nothing since.

I can be practical to the point it's annoying

I'm excited for Adele's new album.  Something about self-discovery and self-worth?  My type of music!

Sunday, September 13, 2015

And even when your hope is gone move along, move along just to make it through

The two biggest lies I will ever tell is that I have read the terms and conditions and that I am fine.

I don't drink, but I imagine I'd act very similar when I'm sleep deprived: overemotional and somebody who won't shut up.

The thing I hate most about romantic comedies is how quickly people fall in love and become a couple.  It can be depressing the rate people meet and get together when you're eternally single.

There is a kid at work named Elsa. She hates the movie Frozen.  Can't remember the last time I felt this bad for a kid because of her/his name.

Living in Northern VA means that everything political that happens in DC is considered local news.  This can get very frustrating when you just want to know about the crime spree in the next town over and have to weed through everything congress is doing to piss each other off.

I don't remember when Maryland, Virginia and DC started being referred to as the DMV, but I find it offensive.  Why would we want our region sharing a named with one of the nation's most despised state institutions.  I mean, I know DC should be used to it.

I have a lot of stuff, specifically clothing, books and art and craft supplies.

There is going to be a movie written by and starring Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer.  It's going to be magical.

I keep getting a side-ad on facebook from ModCloth for a unicorn nightlight.  It's so utterly pointless (haha, no it's not, it's a unicorn!) yet I keep thinking how cool it is.

I am coming to realize the truth in the phrase of life is what you make it.

However, I still hate and disagree with the phrase everything happens for a reason.

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Punching in a dream

I like people watching.  Especially at bookstores/libraries.  it's interesting who ends up in what section.

I sometimes wish crayola markers could be purchased individually by color.  it seems overkill to have to buy a whole pack when really you just overused one killer and need it replaced. (my brown marker is out of ink).

Family feud is not worth watching if Steve Harvey isn't the host.

On a related note, some answers are just stupid and still some of there family members still clap and say "good answer, good answer", no it's not,  it's a terrible answer!

New guilty television pleasure: King of the Nerds.  Reality tv but with nerds.

Modcloth is really annoying me right now.  Stop showing me things I really want but you are out of stock of in my size!  I hate being teased like that!

Heard something about a New Kids on the Block, TLC and Nelly tour. had to double check that it's 2015

anytime I have Spaghetti-O's, I get the urge to sing Martina McBride's "This One's For The Girls"

I would be a really good personal organizer.

I enjoy naming my sims a bit too much.  I have Justin Case, Donna Tello, Allison Wonderland and Iggy Gwana just to name a few.  oh and Molly Whopper, because molly whopping.