I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a bore. If I tell a joke, you've probably heard it before

My personal motto for adulthood: fake it til you make it

Since Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have both moved onto to bigger and better things, I'm now campaigning for Jimmy Fallon/Justin Timberlake ticket.  Americans for History of Rap.

Crayola now makes adult coloring books.  A little late to the party, I'd say

Target has suede flares, vests and skirts/dresses.  Umm... no.

I like tulle skirts a lot.  I think I might have been a ballerina in another life.

I saw an ad in a store window looking for participants for a flash mob.  Isn't the whole purpose of a flash mob not to know when or where it's going to happen?

Heard a radio commercial mentioning an artist singing for the soundtrack of the new Bridget Jones movie. Hold on, what?

There is a guy who walks around the neighborhood with a tuba.  I am told this is normal.

Matilda and Hunger Games are amongst the movies in the ABC Family 13 Nights of Halloween.  Neither one is a Halloween movie (though Matilda rocks!)

I liked Maroon 5's first album.  Nothing since.

I can be practical to the point it's annoying

I'm excited for Adele's new album.  Something about self-discovery and self-worth?  My type of music!