I think the three remaining polar bears will disagree

if you gut tells you your lost, it's best to listen to your gut rather than keep going and wasting gas.

why can't Mr. Right have the last name of Now?  tired of waiting for my first real relationship.

today, I saw a red sports car with the license plate "funat55" - that's not just a red car, its a red flag for a midlife crisis.

I also saw a car that had taken a RETIRED MARINE bumper sticker and cut off the RE.

A coworker said he's wrapping his wife's present in duck tape.  I told him it better be something good or she's going to hate him.

It's late December and I ran errands today in a light hoodie and flip flops.  this isn't right.

Barnes and Noble membership costs $25.  you get 10% on every purchase and free shipping.  unless there other rewards I'm not finding on their website, makes me reconsidering buying their membership, the cost doesn't seem worth it...

my kids at work are trying to make us fat.  about ten different kids gave us staff gifts and only one of them wasn't chocolate.  I'm enjoying it now, but will probably regret it later.

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

J.Lo and Marc Antony both currently having clothing lines at the same department store.  I find it a little ironic and definitely funny.

My vacuum currently sucks at sucking.

I find it sad my kids at work have more of a love life than me.  they're in elementary school!

http://www.rainymood.com/ is an awesome website that simply has the sound of rain running non-stop

people constantly mistake me for someone still in their teens.  I've been told it's a compliment but right now, it's just really annoying.

I decided to get my hair chemically straightened again when in NoVA for Thanksgiving even though I know it's not good for my hair in the long run.

I bought the new [posthumous] Shel Silverstein book last week.  who cares if it's really just his family cashing in?  I loved his poetry when I was a little kid.

Hocus Pocus is my favorite Halloween movie.

I'm involved in a war with a gnat.  he has been taunting me since Monday, but I will have the final victory.

long time, no post

huh, I haven't done a post since April.

totaled Animal in June, got Gonzo to replace him.

I totally want to hear a Jack Johnson/Colbie Caillat duet.  their styles seem similar.

I discovered three different photos of me on the CNU-PD website.  funny thing is the photos were taken at least three, maybe four years ago and I'm just now seeing them, despite seeing other photos taken, though none of me, at the same time within months of them being taken.

I am going to start saving my favorite postsecrets and maybe create a personal photo album/book of them.

I finally got internet of my own at the apartment.  haven't officially had it since last August.

I am officially a Newport News resident!

I am greatly disappointed that family feud has changed times.  now it comes on while I'm at work and I can't watch it.

Seriously excited for the new season of NCIS!!!

Every time I go on CafePress.com, I am quickly reminded why I don't go on there often.  they have so many awesome things and I could quickly lose all my money if I spend too much time there.

Borders is officially gone.  the only benefit is to my bank account.

With a name I'd never chosen I can make my first steps as a child of 25

I use the word "so" a lot, especially to start sentences.

Only at Fair Oaks Mall do you have to worry about getting lost or confused by the fact there are TWO Macy's Department stores.

According to my parents, I'm the thing that goes bump in the night.

Even just overnight trips to Burke, I get overwhelmed with emotions and am reminded how I can never live there again.  I am reminded of a past I want to leave behind.

Newport News really feels like home now.

Newport News to Burke and back in less than 24hours.  blame the doctor's appointment that had to be done up in Burke and my desire to work.

I have kindergarten groupies at work.

The Newport News Borders finally closes its doors for good this week.  thank god for their website and getting free shipping.

I got a free oil change yesterday due to a computer system outage.  win!

I might actually decide to walk at graduation, but first I want to know who the speaker will be.

I love the movie Mamma Mia and the music, but Pierce Brosnan hurts my ears and makes me want to cry in agony.  why must an awesome movie/music be destroyed by someone who can not sing?!

I live for the times with friends where we talk about everything and nothing.

Russell Brand is becoming one of my favorite celebrities.  he just cracks me up

RIP Borders

I was wondering the other day, why is Black History Month in February and MLK day in January?  turns out, Black History Month predates MLK day.  In 1926, a Harvard scholar named Carter G. Woodson organized the first annual Negro History Week in 1926. He chose the second week of February in honor of the birthdays of pivotal black supporters Frederick Douglass and Abraham Lincoln.  MLK day is observed sometime around his birthday, January 15th.  Questions with answers are always nice.

Sometimes, life would be a whole lot easier if I could just shut my emotions off.

I am officially off the sub list for work and in a permanent [part time] position.  w00t!

I'm hoping the weather tomorrow is as nice as it was today, because I would totally take advantage of it by walking the Noland Trail.

A coworker was surprised I have facebook.  I find this funny.

I just got an email notification from borders that my local store is closing.  the next closest store to me is 40 miles away.  *throws hissy fit*

Music from soundtracks of tv shows that got cancel make me happy and sad at the same time.  long live Veronica Mars and Dead Like Me.

For unknown reasons, I decided to watch Jay Leno tonight.  Mark Harmon was the first guest.  mmmm, love me some Gibbs.

I really do not like google instant, and while I can easily turn it off, whenever I clear my cookies, it gets turned back on.

After over a month of my phone being f-ed up and refusing to send/receive picture messages, I finally went to the verizon store and it is now fixed.  *happy dance*

I've found I really like making photo montages.

Sing us a song, you're the piano man

I decided that instead of 101 things in 1001 days, I am going to do 50 things in 500 days.  half the list in half the time.

I considered going to bed before 8pm tonight.  what has happened to me?

I am officially a CNU graduate, with my diploma and all.  haven't decided if I'll do the walk in May.

We now have two guinea pigs at my apartment.  both so adorable, both so destructive and evil.

I relate to J.D. from Scrubs a bit too much.

Carmen San Diego is a ninja in a red trench coat.

found a game in the office at work today called "Where in Space is Carmen San Diego" - some classics should never be tampered with.

I hope to not hack up my lungs tonight.  we cleaned the office at work and the amount of dust in there, I swear I saw a litter of dust bunnies.

I filled up my gas tank last week and paid over $30.  The last time I paid that much was September 2008

I got my 2011 Camp Firefly application yesterday!!!!!!

I removed the fan from my laptop and installed a new one.  computer is working perfectly and now silently too.  I feel all accomplished doing it on my own, especially since my warranty expired in December.

Why doesn't minimum wage not really equal living wage? it's not to say I don't aspire to do more, but in this economy, it'd be nice if the two were a bit more synonymous.

Glitter: the herpes of the arts and crafts world.

2010, meet 2011

2011 is almost here, and all I can think about is "What will those weird new year's glasses look like now that there's only one zero?"

I occasionally bid on ebay for pez dispensers.  won two out of four bids in the past 24 hours, getting to add five muppets and four simpsons to my collection (win!) sadly, I lost the bid for the four nintendo characters by 50 cents (sad)

I seem to have a thing for scarves.

Newport News bound Saturday.

Finally decided to buy Sims 3 with a walmart gift card, despite my practical side screaming at me that I should save it for groceries

I hate it when my mind and my heart disagree on stuff.

I created myself ten new year's resolutions - five which I must do and five which would be nice to do.  here's to hoping I do them all, if not at least the required five.

One thing I do enjoy about being home is the expanded selection of tv channels and the stable internet connection.

My mom did some research and found that with my pay, I make below poverty line.  I am 35 cents above minimum wage for Virginia, and all I can ask is why isn't minimum wage still something people can support just themselves with?  it just doesn't seem right.

<3 JibJab year in reviews, but this year's kinda sucked.

snowing everywhere but here

I just finished counting my recently updated pez dispenser collection: I have 163 dispensers.

I wish I was in Atlanta at the National APO Convention.

I wish I was in Newport News and working in the morning.  I love my job that much.

I am instead, in Burke at the parents' house

I don't have be in Burke more than 24 hours to remember why I never want to move back here - I find myself in the mindset I was in during high school and that's one place I vowed to myself never to return if I don't have to.

I was revising my resume the other day, and realized how unjust it is to be forced to summarize everything I've done with Camp Firefly since 1999 into two sentences.

after the past few weeks at work, I think I should be allowed to add 'making awesome looking train cars out of cardboard boxes' to my resume - I have it down to an art!

I have the knack for getting camera the end with crappy battery life.  ugh.

Freedom

It's official, I am done with school and will have an official piece of paper saying I've got a degree in sociology and minors in childhood studies and psychology.

Happy Founders' Day to all my APO Brothers!  85 years of leadership, fellowship and service!

I seriously wish I was going to the APO National Convention in a few weeks but don't have the money =(

I got a call shortly before 10pm saying local schools were closed for Thursday because of impending weather and subsequently, would not have to show up for work.  I think the school system was a bit rash considering nothing has happened yet other than it's cold but can't complain too much about being able to sleep in.

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words.  irony at its best.

I get mad at the movie of Rocky Horror Picture Show - how damn Tim Curry look so hot, it's not fair!

Of all the things that I could say total throws me off about Rocky Horror Picture show and is totally random, I have to go with the space ship.  everything else fits together, but the space ship is just weird.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?  Santa only has three hos.

Santa Claus: he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good - he must have facebook.

so raise your glass

It's December.  and I have Camp Firefly on the brain.

I am making the transition of turning my on-call job into a permanent job.  wish me luck!

On a related note, I'm subbing at a site for the next five weeks while one of their employees goes on maternity leave.  I've been at this site every Wednesday since September so I already know most the kids and have been involved with planning stuff.  We're working on a play for a holiday party next week and I'm uber excited.  I love my job!

the internet has been on the fritz more than usual.  it's driving me insane.

I am done with school [work] and am anxious for my grade, which should be posted this coming Monday.  here's to hoping for no last minute surprises like what happened in May.

the thing I hate most about winter is chapped lips and having a cold.

I seem to be developing a thing for scarves.  not the cold weather kind but the wear-everyday kind.  it's a good way to add color to an outfit

I told myself once school finished up, I would start working on developing a budgeting system for myself.  I guess it's time to get on that

my camera has become retarded.  unless its on the default setting of flash on and no special features, it will take no more than five/ten photos before the fully charged battery dies.  It's a rechargeable battery, not the disposable kind, so it means I always have to wait an hour for it to charge before I can take more pictures, which is rather annoying.  I might have to start looking for a replacement for the 2.5 year old thing soon.

Of all my teachers, including p.e., music and art, from elementary school, only one is still there.  oddly enough, it's my kindergarten teacher.

I saw beanie babies silly bandz the other day.  because beanie babies just had to get in on the craze

I have developed a thing for straws.  whenever I have a glass of something, unless it's milk, I find myself using a straw

I am hoping that I can turn my goals and hopes for 2011 into reality